And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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