Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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