I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Randomize
