The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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