Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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