hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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