problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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