Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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