BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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