New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
