Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
What happened?
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