I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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