can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
