3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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