I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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