How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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