Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The air was thick with penises
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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