she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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