just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
