Im at strip club and am horny
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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