dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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