Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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