Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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