dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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