Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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