How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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