Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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