i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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