how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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