Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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