How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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