You're my little dorito
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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