went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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