normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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