I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I AM VODKA MAN
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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