i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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