i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
