Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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