Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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