some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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