his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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