found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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