You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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