So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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