Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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