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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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