so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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