I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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