I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Two words: blizzard sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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