fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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