I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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