Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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